Funniest Answers

Funniest Answers

Judagiri |Updated |February-29-2016.,

• Why birds fly to southern parts to incubate?
  Answer: Because it is too long to walk.

• Do you know why dogs wag their tail?
  Answer: Because you or me cannot wag the tails.

• Name any thing that is as big as an elephant but weighs zero!
  Answer: An Elephant’s Shadow.

• You can chop it, punch it, beat it, threw it away. But it won’t get hurt. What it is?
  Answer: WATER

• The boy sprinkled some sugar on the pillows before he went to sleep. Why?
  Answer: Because he can have sweet dreams.

• You have to stop at green and proceed with red. When?
  Answer: When you eat watermelons.

• Can you repair a broken tomato?
  Answer: Yes, I will make it into a paste.

• The boy ate his homework note. Why?
  Answer: Because the teacher said, homework is like a piece of cake.

• In which battle did the great warrior, Tipu Sultan diet?
  Answer: He died in his last war.

• Name any one major reason that causes divorce.
  Answer: Marriage

• Is 48 an even number or odd number?
  Answer: Even number

• River Yamuna flows in which state?
  Answer: In liquid state

• When was Jawaharlal Nehru Born?
  Answer: Jawaharlal Nehru born on his birthday.

• Tell one reason why Sam cannot see anything when he looked into microscope?
  Answer: He was blind

• How do you change centimetres into meters?
  Answer: Remove ‘Centi’

• What is the reason why you got low marks in history?
  Answer: Exams

• How will you lift an elephant using one hand?
  Answer: You can never lift the elephant with one hand.

• What exactly looks like a half apple?
  Answer: The other half apple!

• What happens if you throw a green stone into the red water?
  Answer: It will become wet.

• Where did you buy the dress?
  Answer: In the dress shop.

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