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Judagiri |Updated |February-26-2016
Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.
son:nenu ivvanu.
mummy:enduku ra
son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke
son:nenu ivvanu.
mummy:enduku ra
son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke
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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
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Coffee ki college ki enti difference?
Ayyo aa matram telida? Coffee lo sugar untundi.
college lo figer untundi...
Ayyo aa matram telida? Coffee lo sugar untundi.
college lo figer untundi...
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Neeku kastam vachina nastam vachina sukham vachina
dukam vachina nato panchuko
endukante naku incoming free.
Keep smilng.
dukam vachina nato panchuko
endukante naku incoming free.
Keep smilng.
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Ram : jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . .
Shyam : emitadi. .
Ram : penpothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . .
So cap jagratha. .
Shyam : . . . . . . . .!!!
Shyam : emitadi. .
Ram : penpothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . .
So cap jagratha. .
Shyam : . . . . . . . .!!!
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Teacher:-Arey chanti abcd lu cheppu raa..
Chanti:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra??
Chanti:-Ramesh gadi bag lo vunai madam
Chanti:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra??
Chanti:-Ramesh gadi bag lo vunai madam
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IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?
Qualification:s.s.s
place:hyderbad salary:30,000 per month
JOb: Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapalo...!!!
Qualification:s.s.s
place:hyderbad salary:30,000 per month
JOb: Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapalo...!!!
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Teacher; raju puliki and mekaku teda enti.
Raju; okati krura jantuvu
inkoti kura jantuvu
Raju; okati krura jantuvu
inkoti kura jantuvu
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Son : nenu school ki vallanu.
Mom : endukura.?
Son : pani chestanu...!
Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura
Son : LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha...!!!
Mom : endukura.?
Son : pani chestanu...!
Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura
Son : LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha...!!!
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Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani
Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,
Emi cheymanduru Prabhu?
RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu.
Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,
Emi cheymanduru Prabhu?
RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu.
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SIR;samudram lo jaama chettu untey pallu ela themputaav ra?
STUDENT; pakshi la ga maari egurutuu velli themputaa.
SIR; Manishini pakshi ga nee mama maarusthada?
STUDENT; mari samudram lo chettu nee ayya pedathaada Sir shocks!!!
STUDENT; pakshi la ga maari egurutuu velli themputaa.
SIR; Manishini pakshi ga nee mama maarusthada?
STUDENT; mari samudram lo chettu nee ayya pedathaada Sir shocks!!!
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2lovers plan sucide. boy jumps first.
girl closed her eyes n returned back.
boy in air opens parachute shouts "nee m teluse nee gurenchi"
girl closed her eyes n returned back.
boy in air opens parachute shouts "nee m teluse nee gurenchi"
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boy:mummy ninna ratri toilet ki velthey door open cheste light adey on ayyindi
mom:ori!!! vedhava neeku yenni sarlu cheppanra friedge lo toilet vellodani
mom:ori!!! vedhava neeku yenni sarlu cheppanra friedge lo toilet vellodani
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Pichodi chetilo "BANDA"
Guddodi chetilo "TORCH"
Chevitodi chetilo "RADIO"
Moogodi chetilo "MIKE"
nee chetilo "MOBILE" karma babu kalikalam ra..
Guddodi chetilo "TORCH"
Chevitodi chetilo "RADIO"
Moogodi chetilo "MIKE"
nee chetilo "MOBILE" karma babu kalikalam ra..
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3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj
1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.
Yama:Nrakam ki velu
2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.
Yama:Swargam ki velu
3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.
Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu.
sardar son: sorry tcher ma dady antha duram pampinchadhu..
1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.
Yama:Nrakam ki velu
2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.
Yama:Swargam ki velu
3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.
Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu.
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Tcher: repu suryudi meda leson chepthanu so andharu tappakunda ravali sardar son: sorry tcher ma dady antha duram pampinchadhu..
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"vaanochanante varadhostadhi.
vardhochenante buradhostadhi,
buradhochenante dhuradhostadhi,
dhuradhochenante dhoola theerthadhi."
vardhochenante buradhostadhi,
buradhochenante dhuradhostadhi,
dhuradhochenante dhoola theerthadhi."
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Kodipunju:- kodipetta love story.......!
Punju:- I LOV U..
Petta:- Nuvu na kosam yem chestav...?
Punju:- yedaina chesta.
Petta:- aithe oka guddu pettu....
Punju:- I LOV U..
Petta:- Nuvu na kosam yem chestav...?
Punju:- yedaina chesta.
Petta:- aithe oka guddu pettu....
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girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.
boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.
girl:mentalodiva
boy:kadhu mangalodini......
boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.
girl:mentalodiva
boy:kadhu mangalodini......
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"Premikudiki moju preyasi paina undunu,
preyasiki moju parsu paina undunu,
parsuki moju paisala paina undunu,
paisalaki moju maaruta yandu undunu,
maaruta ki moju maranam yandu undunu."
preyasiki moju parsu paina undunu,
parsuki moju paisala paina undunu,
paisalaki moju maaruta yandu undunu,
maaruta ki moju maranam yandu undunu."
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Father;entra amma ala silent ga kurchundi?
Son;-emi ledu pappa, Amma lipstick adigindi,nenu FEVISTICK ichanu anthe...
Son;-emi ledu pappa, Amma lipstick adigindi,nenu FEVISTICK ichanu anthe...
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam
kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite
maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
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Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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"Neevu leni Prema Moosi nadi dhoma,
Neevu leni Santha Kallu leni Muntha,
Neevu Leni Benji Eegalu Leni Ganji,
Neevu leni Thova Theddu Leni Naava"
Neevu leni Santha Kallu leni Muntha,
Neevu Leni Benji Eegalu Leni Ganji,
Neevu leni Thova Theddu Leni Naava"
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srdar1: arey na bag lo emunnayo chebithe andhulo unna apples anni echestha
alage ennunnayo chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples echestha sardar2: arey konchem clue evvara?
alage ennunnayo chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples echestha sardar2: arey konchem clue evvara?
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Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu.
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi.
giftlu raavu.
Ye oorumandi??
teacher: Ninna neevu enduku school ki raledu?
Student: ninna ma kodi guddu pettindi.
Teacher: andulo vinta emundi?
Student: vinta leda....... edi nuvvu pettu chudham..........
teaher; vasu nevu schoolki yanduku vosthunavu?
vasu; 'vidhya" kosam sir
teacher; mari nedhra pothunavuyanti?
vasu; e roju 'vidhya'raladu sir
Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam
Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam
Wife: eduku?
Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu.
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi.
giftlu raavu.
Ye oorumandi??
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Student: ninna ma kodi guddu pettindi.
Teacher: andulo vinta emundi?
Student: vinta leda....... edi nuvvu pettu chudham..........
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vasu; 'vidhya" kosam sir
teacher; mari nedhra pothunavuyanti?
vasu; e roju 'vidhya'raladu sir
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Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam
Wife: eduku?
Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki
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swaagatham.....
www.prema.com enter ur password * ** *** **** ***** ****** processing sorry..
meeku preminche vayasu daati poyindi,
pls try www.sanyasi.com
Neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani ..
Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi..
Satyam: 5Star Hotel Kelly coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
Satyam Father: Vera Colors Emunayo Avi Chapavayya Annadu…Keep Smiling.
www.prema.com enter ur password * ** *** **** ***** ****** processing sorry..
meeku preminche vayasu daati poyindi,
pls try www.sanyasi.com
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Vengalrao: neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.Neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani ..
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Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi..
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Satyam: 5Star Hotel Kelly coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
Satyam Father: Vera Colors Emunayo Avi Chapavayya Annadu…Keep Smiling.
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NENU TEA CUP LO TEA CHUDAGALANU.
NUVVU WORLD CUP LO WORLD CHUDAGALAVA..
NE CELL KI NA ADRESS PAMPAGALANU..
NA ADRESS KI NE CELL PAMPAGALAVA?TRY IT.
Nepolian: Impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu………….
Sardar:ippudu badhapadi e’m labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
oka kodi chiken shop mudhiki velli thoda kottidhe
why ?
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why?
endukante balupu neelaga
Aug 16 Aadivaaram.....
Ardaraatri.....
12:10 nimushalaku....
oori bayata.....
Smasanam daggara.....
Nakkalu ku..ku..mane samayana......
Oka sangatana jarigindi.
Adi Emitante......
Cheptunnanu vinu....
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Neee...
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Nuvvu Telusukoni chesedemundi?
oka andamaina girl tho oka boy ila annadu raa itu raa...,
girl : na cheppu teeyamantava..,
boy : parvaledu, alane vachey ikkada masid kani gudi kani ledu.
Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
Boy: unnaru anduke choostunna.
Girl: adenti?
Boy: vallaki vadina kavalanta.
B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
NUVVU WORLD CUP LO WORLD CHUDAGALAVA..
NE CELL KI NA ADRESS PAMPAGALANU..
NA ADRESS KI NE CELL PAMPAGALAVA?TRY IT.
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Nepolian: Impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu………….
Sardar:ippudu badhapadi e’m labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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oka kodi chiken shop mudhiki velli thoda kottidhe
why ?
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why?
endukante balupu neelaga
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Adi 1970..... Aug 16 Aadivaaram.....
Ardaraatri.....
12:10 nimushalaku....
oori bayata.....
Smasanam daggara.....
Nakkalu ku..ku..mane samayana......
Oka sangatana jarigindi.
Adi Emitante......
Cheptunnanu vinu....
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Neee...
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Nuvvu Telusukoni chesedemundi?
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oka andamaina girl tho oka boy ila annadu raa itu raa...,
girl : na cheppu teeyamantava..,
boy : parvaledu, alane vachey ikkada masid kani gudi kani ledu.
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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Girl: ala choostaventi neeku akka chelli lera. Boy: unnaru anduke choostunna.
Girl: adenti?
Boy: vallaki vadina kavalanta.
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B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav
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pendli koduku:
pendli ki mundhu SPIDERMAN
pendli chupula ku SUPERMAN
pendli samsyam lo JENTLEMAN
pendli tarvatha DABARMAN#
.recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
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ikkada blade tho geeku....
pendli ki mundhu SPIDERMAN
pendli chupula ku SUPERMAN
pendli samsyam lo JENTLEMAN
pendli tarvatha DABARMAN#
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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
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ikkada blade tho geeku....
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godugu to unte adi vaanakalam
cooler to unte adhi endakalam
swetter to unte adhi chali kaalam
lover to unte adhi poye kaalam
cooler to unte adhi endakalam
swetter to unte adhi chali kaalam
lover to unte adhi poye kaalam
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rani: job chasthava ani aadegendi
raju : chastanu akkada ?
rani : zoo lo
raju : a em chayali?
rani : child elephant ni morning eethkoni aadechaliiii
Basha: Oka Subject Chadivithe Anni Subjects Chadivinattu.
Narasimha: Athiga Chadhavani adadhi,
Athiga Copy Kotte Magadu Sukapadinatlu
Charithralo Ledhu.
Baba: Chadivindhi Gorantha Chadavalsindhi Kondantha.
Shivaji: Nanna Pandule Ipudu Chaduvthai,
Simham Exam Roju Chaduvthundhi.
Arunachalam: Aa Lecturer Bhodisthadu,
E Arunachalam Vini Vadhilesthadu.
Muthu: Nuv Chadhavanidhi Examlo Rakundapodhu,
Chadhivindhi Ennatiki Gurthuradhu.
Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu
Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.
Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu
principal: write ur father name in english.
student: temple steps water king.
principal: are u joking
student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.
There are three friends lived in the same room at 110th floor of the building***
One day lift not working , so they decided to tell the story for time pass during climbing steps* they started climbing steps
* First person told and an action story up to 50 th floor***
Second person told the comedy story up to 109 th floor**
Third person told one sentiment story** That is MAMA ROOM KEYS CAR LO MARICHIPOYA-***
ANT was running in d forest.
Fox: Y r u running
Ant: Evvado elephant son anta na girlfrdni teez chesadanta na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chetullo.
LIFE Funny SMS
College - Bommarillu,
Student - Sainikudu,
Class - Appudappudu,
Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,
Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,
Mathematics - Garshana,
Copy - Okarikokaru,
Slips - Apadhbandavudu,
Results - Adrustam,
Pass - Student No:1,
Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,
Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,
1st year - Budhimanthudu,
2nd Year - Kantri,
3rd Year - Pokiri,
4th Year - Deshamuduru,
PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!
So Njoy these Happy Days...!
Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......
son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.
Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?
Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!
Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
raju : chastanu akkada ?
rani : zoo lo
raju : a em chayali?
rani : child elephant ni morning eethkoni aadechaliiii
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Narasimha: Athiga Chadhavani adadhi,
Athiga Copy Kotte Magadu Sukapadinatlu
Charithralo Ledhu.
Baba: Chadivindhi Gorantha Chadavalsindhi Kondantha.
Shivaji: Nanna Pandule Ipudu Chaduvthai,
Simham Exam Roju Chaduvthundhi.
Arunachalam: Aa Lecturer Bhodisthadu,
E Arunachalam Vini Vadhilesthadu.
Muthu: Nuv Chadhavanidhi Examlo Rakundapodhu,
Chadhivindhi Ennatiki Gurthuradhu.
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Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu
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Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.
Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu
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principal: write ur father name in english.
student: temple steps water king.
principal: are u joking
student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.
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One day lift not working , so they decided to tell the story for time pass during climbing steps* they started climbing steps
* First person told and an action story up to 50 th floor***
Second person told the comedy story up to 109 th floor**
Third person told one sentiment story** That is MAMA ROOM KEYS CAR LO MARICHIPOYA-***
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Fox: Y r u running
Ant: Evvado elephant son anta na girlfrdni teez chesadanta na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chetullo.
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College - Bommarillu,
Student - Sainikudu,
Class - Appudappudu,
Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,
Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,
Mathematics - Garshana,
Copy - Okarikokaru,
Slips - Apadhbandavudu,
Results - Adrustam,
Pass - Student No:1,
Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,
Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,
1st year - Budhimanthudu,
2nd Year - Kantri,
3rd Year - Pokiri,
4th Year - Deshamuduru,
PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!
So Njoy these Happy Days...!
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wife: emandi asalu ma aadavallu lekapote me battalu evaru uthuku taru.
husband : osi pichi na mokama asalu me aadavallu lekapote maku battalenduke.
husband : osi pichi na mokama asalu me aadavallu lekapote maku battalenduke.
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Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......
son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.
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Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?
Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!
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Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
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Girls r 70% Beauty,
Girls r 75% Sweaty,
Girls r 85% Naughty,
Girls r 90% cute,
Girls r 100% lovely,
Totally 70+75+85+90+100=paka420.
Girls r 75% Sweaty,
Girls r 85% Naughty,
Girls r 90% cute,
Girls r 100% lovely,
Totally 70+75+85+90+100=paka420.
So be careful My frined
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