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  Judagiri |Updated |February-26-2016

Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.
son:nenu ivvanu.
mummy:enduku ra
son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke
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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

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Coffee ki college ki enti difference?
Ayyo aa matram telida? Coffee lo sugar untundi.
college lo figer untundi...
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Neeku kastam vachina nastam vachina sukham vachina
dukam vachina nato panchuko
endukante naku incoming free.
Keep smilng.
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Ram : jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . .
Shyam : emitadi. .
Ram : penpothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . .
So cap jagratha. .
Shyam : . . . . . . . .!!!
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Teacher:-Arey chanti abcd lu cheppu raa..
Chanti:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z.
Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra??
Chanti:-Ramesh gadi bag lo vunai madam
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IDEA lo job undhi chesthva...?
Qualification:s.s.s
place:hyderbad salary:30,000 per month
JOb: Idea tower meedhaa kurchoni AIRTEL signal aapalo...!!!
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Teacher; raju puliki and mekaku teda enti.
Raju; okati krura jantuvu
inkoti kura jantuvu

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Son : nenu school ki vallanu.
Mom : endukura.?
Son : pani chestanu...!
Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura
Son : LKG "girls" ki tution chebutha...!!!
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Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani
Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,
Emi cheymanduru Prabhu?
RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu.

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SIR;samudram lo jaama chettu untey pallu ela themputaav ra?
STUDENT; pakshi la ga maari egurutuu velli themputaa.
SIR; Manishini pakshi ga nee mama maarusthada?
STUDENT; mari samudram lo chettu nee ayya pedathaada Sir shocks!!!
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2lovers plan sucide. boy jumps first.
girl closed her eyes n returned back.
boy in air opens parachute shouts "nee m teluse nee gurenchi"

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boy:mummy ninna ratri toilet ki velthey door open cheste light adey on ayyindi
mom:ori!!! vedhava neeku yenni sarlu cheppanra friedge lo toilet vellodani

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Pichodi chetilo "BANDA"
Guddodi chetilo "TORCH"
Chevitodi chetilo "RADIO"
Moogodi chetilo "MIKE"
nee chetilo "MOBILE" karma babu kalikalam ra..

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3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj
1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.
Yama:Nrakam ki velu
2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.
Yama:Swargam ki velu
3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.
Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu.


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Tcher: repu suryudi meda leson chepthanu so andharu tappakunda ravali
sardar son: sorry tcher ma dady antha duram pampinchadhu.. 


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"vaanochanante varadhostadhi.
vardhochenante buradhostadhi,
buradhochenante dhuradhostadhi,
dhuradhochenante dhoola theerthadhi."

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Kodipunju:- kodipetta love story.......!
Punju:- I LOV U..
Petta:- Nuvu na kosam yem chestav...?
Punju:- yedaina chesta.
Petta:- aithe oka guddu pettu....
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girl:nuvvu monthly enni sarlu sshave chestav.
boy:monthly kadhu rojuku 30nundi 10 sarlu chestanu.
girl:mentalodiva
boy:kadhu mangalodini......

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"Premikudiki moju preyasi paina undunu,
preyasiki moju parsu paina undunu,
parsuki moju paisala paina undunu,
paisalaki moju maaruta yandu undunu,
maaruta ki moju maranam yandu undunu."

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Father;entra amma ala silent ga kurchundi?
Son;-emi ledu pappa, Amma lipstick adigindi,nenu FEVISTICK ichanu anthe...

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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam

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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite
maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

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Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

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"Neevu leni Prema Moosi nadi dhoma,
Neevu leni Santha Kallu leni Muntha,
Neevu Leni Benji Eegalu Leni Ganji,
Neevu leni Thova Theddu Leni Naava"

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srdar1: arey na bag lo emunnayo chebithe andhulo unna apples anni echestha
alage ennunnayo chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples echestha sardar2: arey konchem clue evvara?

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Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu.
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi.
giftlu raavu.
Ye oorumandi??

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teacher: Ninna neevu enduku school ki raledu?
Student: ninna ma kodi guddu pettindi.
Teacher: andulo vinta emundi?
Student: vinta leda....... edi nuvvu pettu chudham..........

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teaher; vasu nevu schoolki yanduku vosthunavu?
vasu; 'vidhya" kosam sir
teacher; mari nedhra pothunavuyanti?
vasu; e roju 'vidhya'raladu sir



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Wife: Vinandi... Manam e varam motam Cinema chudam, aa taruvata varam shopping chedaam

Husband: Aa taruvata varam manam temple veldam

Wife: eduku?

Husband: Bicham adukovadaniki
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swaagatham.....
www.prema.com enter ur password * ** *** **** ***** ****** processing sorry..
meeku preminche vayasu daati poyindi,
pls try www.sanyasi.com 


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Vengalrao: neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani ..



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Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi..



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Satyam: 5Star Hotel Kelly coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
Satyam Father: Vera Colors Emunayo Avi Chapavayya Annadu…Keep Smiling.

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NENU TEA CUP LO TEA CHUDAGALANU.
NUVVU WORLD CUP LO WORLD CHUDAGALAVA..
NE CELL KI NA ADRESS PAMPAGALANU..
NA ADRESS KI NE CELL PAMPAGALAVA?TRY IT.



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Nepolian: Impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu………….
Sardar:ippudu badhapadi e’m labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali



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oka kodi chiken shop mudhiki velli thoda kottidhe 

why ?
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why?
endukante balupu neelaga  


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Adi 1970.....

Aug 16 Aadivaaram.....

Ardaraatri.....

12:10 nimushalaku....

oori bayata.....

Smasanam daggara.....

Nakkalu ku..ku..mane samayana......

Oka sangatana jarigindi.

Adi Emitante......

Cheptunnanu vinu....
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Neee...
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Nuvvu Telusukoni chesedemundi?
 

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oka andamaina girl tho oka boy ila annadu raa itu raa...,
girl : na cheppu teeyamantava..,
boy : parvaledu, alane vachey ikkada masid kani gudi kani ledu.

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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli. 


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Girl: ala choostaventi neeku akka chelli lera. 
Boy: unnaru anduke choostunna. 
Girl: adenti? 
Boy: vallaki vadina kavalanta. 



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B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav



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pendli koduku:
pendli ki mundhu SPIDERMAN
pendli chupula ku SUPERMAN
pendli samsyam lo JENTLEMAN
pendli tarvatha DABARMAN#


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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku.
.recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku....


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godugu to unte adi vaanakalam
cooler to unte adhi endakalam
swetter to unte adhi chali kaalam
lover to unte adhi poye kaalam
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rani: job chasthava ani aadegendi
raju : chastanu akkada ?
rani : zoo lo
raju : a em chayali?
rani : child elephant ni morning eethkoni aadechaliiii


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Basha: Oka Subject Chadivithe Anni Subjects Chadivinattu.

Narasimha: Athiga Chadhavani adadhi,
Athiga Copy Kotte Magadu Sukapadinatlu
Charithralo Ledhu.

Baba: Chadivindhi Gorantha Chadavalsindhi Kondantha.

Shivaji: Nanna Pandule Ipudu Chaduvthai,
Simham Exam Roju Chaduvthundhi.

Arunachalam: Aa Lecturer Bhodisthadu,
E Arunachalam Vini Vadhilesthadu.

Muthu: Nuv Chadhavanidhi Examlo Rakundapodhu,
Chadhivindhi Ennatiki Gurthuradhu. 


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Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0 


Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu


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Teacher: etraa kalyan geetha ni muddu adigavanta ollu ela undhi.

Kalyan: meere kada sir emayina kaavalantee geeta adagandi ani chepparu 




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principal: write ur father name in english.

student: temple steps water king.

principal: are u joking

student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU. 



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There are three friends lived in the same room at 110th floor of the building*** 
One day lift not working , so they decided to tell the story for time pass during climbing steps* they started climbing steps
* First person told and an action story up to 50 th floor*** 
Second person told the comedy story up to 109 th floor** 
Third person told one sentiment story** That is MAMA ROOM KEYS CAR LO MARICHIPOYA-*** 

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ANT was running in d forest.

Fox: Y r u running

Ant: Evvado elephant son anta na girlfrdni teez chesadanta na koduku ipoyadu e roju na chetullo.


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LIFE Funny SMS
College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...

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wife: emandi asalu ma aadavallu lekapote me battalu evaru uthuku taru.
husband : osi pichi na mokama asalu me aadavallu lekapote maku battalenduke.

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Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......

son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi. 



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Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?

Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!


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Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
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Girls r 70% Beauty,
Girls r 75% Sweaty,
Girls r 85% Naughty,
Girls r 90% cute,
Girls r 100% lovely,
Totally 70+75+85+90+100=paka420.
So be careful My frined
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