Funny what'sapp status

Funny what'sapp  status,

Judagiri |Updated |February-26-2016

1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!

2)Read books instead of reading my status!

3)SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

4)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

 

5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

8)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day

17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome

19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

20)Hey,you are reading my status again??

21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

24)If I’ve learn't anything from Mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

29)The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

31)life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.      

34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

37)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

38)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.     …..

                                                                           *Written by Judagiri